Wednesday, August 25, 2010

"Ice to meet you!" 68 seconds that killed a franchise.

Another entry in the 'someone has too much time on his hands' category. To think, Batman & Robin could have been a somewhat OK film with just 70 seconds trimmed out. Also, I posted this because my wife actually likes the sheer stupidity of Arnold's non-stop punning. Yes, that's right, I married a woman who prefers Batman & Robin to The Dark Knight. She also loves Grease 2.


Martín said...

I seriously doubt that's the only thing that's wrong with Batman & Robin. But, yeah. It's like it was written by a 6 year old. And Arnold's accent makes it that much worse.

A few years ago I heard there was this bootleg version online called "Batman & Robin Deassified", in which someone had edited out all the bad one liners and silly stuff (that was possible to get out without losing coherence).

Apparently, the end result was still bad, but not awful. That would be fun to watch.

Anonymous said...

Can I please add 2 more things, to your comments on your wife...

Favorite Bond - Roger Moore
Favorite Bond Movie - A View To A Kill



Scott Mendelson said...

I wanted to let her keep some dignity, Brandon. Besides, it does reflect on me as well, so better to not reveal all of the horrifying truth.


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