
Coming in second was the top new opener, yet another Freidberg/Seltzer 'spoof' Vampires Suck. Opening on Wednesday, the film crossed $12.2 million over the three-day weekend and $18.5 million over its five-day weekend. Its loss at the hands of The Expendables has to be a little cathartic, as Stallone's Rambo opened in second place in early 2008 to Meet the Spartans, with charges that kids were buying tickets to the PG-13 300 'spoof' and sneaking into the R-rated gorefest. This is a slightly comeback for Freidberg and Seltzer, as their previous film Disaster Movie, opened with just $5.8 million. Two things: Disaster Movie was the only one of these laugh-less wonders not distributed by Fox (it was handled by Lionsgate), and it stands to reason that quite a few Twilight fans showed up to watch their favorite franchise get mocked. These 'Hey, now we're replicating a scene from another movie!' or 'Hey, it's a random pop culture figure!' non-satires (Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and now Vampires Suck) may represent the nadir of lazy filmmaking, but as long as the budgets remain in the $20 million range, we'll be seeing more of them. At least Ken Jeong got a paycheck. Oh, for the record, these fiends had nothing to do with Superhero Movie, and it was actually a reasonably funny satire of comic book films.

Next up is what may be the most important film to come out of this weekend. Piranha 3D opened with $10.1 million, which isn't too shabby for a $25 million R-rated horror comedy (a sequel has already been more or less green-lit). However, as I noted yesterday, 2D showings of this film were almost impossible to find. This may be a genuine example of a film being hurt by its 3D conversion. The film is just the kind of thing that could be enjoyed by casual moviegoers for a cheap afternoon matinee. However, since 3D tickets run around $15 a pop (in the LA area), there could be no cheap matinee tickets found. Once you take away the 2D viewing options for moviegoers who either don't like 3D or don't want to spend $30 to take their date to an afternoon movie of something like Piranha, you're going to lose quite a few casual moviegoers. Also of note is that the film was held from critics until the very last minute, only to wind up with an 80% score on Rotten Tomatoes (Oscar nominees have scored substantially less). As I've said time (Snakes on a Plane) and time again (Quarantine), do NOT hide your film from the press if it's actually good!!!

Inception spent what may be its last weekend in the top ten, although it may stick around if all five of these new openers completely collapse. It dropped just 30% and crossed the $260 million mark. Next weekend, it loses its IMAX screens to the rerelease of Avatar. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World plunged 51% in weekend two, just barely crossing $20 million by its second weekend. The film now has no shot of not being a major money loser, although it will live forever on DVD, Blu Ray, and cable television. In limited release debuts, two critically-acclaimed documentaries that drummed up controversy due to their 'R' ratings scored solid debuts. The Tillman Story, a look at the life of the former NFL player who served in Afghanistan, turned against the war effort, and was killed by friendly fire (rated R for language), grossed $13,046 per screen on its four screens. A Film Unfinished, a Holocaust documentary (rated R for nudity) grossed $8,515 per-screen on its four screens.
In holdover news, Twilight Saga: Eclipse surpassed New Moon in domestic grosses, although it will be a struggle to find that last $2.8 million to cross $300 million (cough-second run theaters-cough). Despicable Me crossed $230 million, becoming Universal's seventh-highest grossing film of all time. The Last Airbender crossed $130 million, Dinner For Schmucks crossed $65 million, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time crossed $90 million, Charlie St. Cloud crossed $30 million, The Sorcerer's Apprentice crossed $60 million, and Toy Story 3 is now the ninth-highest grossing domestic grosser of all-time ($403.8 million), although it likely won't catch up to Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest ($423 million).
Join us next weekend for the official final weekend of summer, although this weekend's results certainly imply that last weekend was the 'season finale'. Anyway, the new releases are the much-delayed heist-pic Takers (starring the new Alex Cross, Idris Elba), The Last Exorcism, and the 700 screen rerelease of James Cameron's Avatar. I can think of no more fitting way to end this mediocre summer than to cap it off with Avatar retaking the box office crown.
Scott Mendelson
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