With Skyfall dropping in theaters in just a few months, along with the 50th anniversary of the James Bond series, a close friend and fellow film nerd, Brandon Peters, has generously offered to do a comprehensive review of the entire 007 film franchise. Today is the eigth entry, with a full review of one of the very worst films in the franchise, The Man With the Golden Gun. I hope you enjoy what is a pretty massive feature leading up the November 9th release of Skyfall. I'll do my best to leave my two-cents out of it, give or take a few items I have up my sleeve (including a guest review from my wife as she sings the praises of her favorite 007 film, you won't believe what it is). But just because I'm stepping aside doesn't mean you should, as I can only hope for robust discussions in the comments section. Without further ado...
The Man With The Golden Gun
1974
Director: Guy Hamilton
Starring: Roger Moore, Christopher Lee, Maud Adams,
Britt Ekland, Herve Villechaize
Rated PG
A duel between titans…my golden gun against
your Walther PPK.
~Francisco
Scaramanga
It is obvious that this contest cannot be
decided by our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with a lightsaber.
~Count Dooku
STATS
Kills: 1!
Bond
Girls: Mary Goodnight, Andrea Anders
Car: AMC Hornet
Locales: Hong Kong, Bangkok
Odd Villain
Trait: Scaramanga has a 3rd
nipple, Nick Nack is a dwarf
Song: “The Man with the Golden Gun” performed by
LuLu
Right on the
heels of Live and Let Die and a year
later, James Bond returned in The Man
With The Golden Gun (MWTGG). This
is the film almost killed the 007 franchise.
I’m sure down the road a reboot or additional film(s) would have
eventually been made, but this one almost stopped it dead in its tracks. A lot of the film’s plot feels very tired and
the movie isn’t very colorful regarding its performers and action. There’s not very much fun to have in this
one.




This is actually a pretty simple summer movie season to analyze and/or dissect. In short, the expected mega-blockbusters were indeed mostly mega-blockbusters, the expected middle-of-the-road hits were just that, while the films pegged most likely to flop or at least financially disappoint did just that. If you had polled pundits at the beginning of the summer over the top four films of summer 2012, you they probably would have told you some combination of
With Skyfall dropping in theaters in just a few months, along with the 50th anniversary of the James Bond series, a close friend and fellow film nerd, Brandon Peters, has generously offered to do a comprehensive review of the entire 007 film franchise. Today is the eigth entry, with a full review at one of Roger Moore's debut entry, Live and Let Die. I hope you enjoy what is a pretty massive feature leading up the November 9th release of Skyfall. I'll do my best to leave my two-cents out of it, give or take a few items I have up my sleeve (including a guest review from my wife as she sings the praises of her favorite 007 film, you won't believe what it is). But just because I'm stepping aside doesn't mean you should, as I can only hope for robust discussions in the comments section. Without further ado...
Oh my, another film explicitly targeting an under-served niche did exceptional business almost exclusively with that niche. In a sane industry that would be called smart business, but the studios tend to treat it as a *shock* and write it off as a fluke. It was no shock to anyone paying attention during the week, especially when the film was announced to be expanding on over 1,000 screens 
There is a spot near the beginning of Peggy Orenstein's Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Front Lines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture that details the origins of the Disney Princess brand that originated around 2000. Long-story short, the compromise for allowing all of the various Disney princess characters to appear on the same merchandise was that they not actually interact with each other in any way. You may not realize it, but you've never actually seen a Disney Princess t-shirt or storybook with Jasmine and Belle playing tennis together or Aurora and Cinderella picking out party gowns. They are always staring either at us or off into the distance, but never at each other. I bring this up because in the midst of all the 'who should be in Expendables 3' or 'who should be in that female Expendables spin-off', I realized that Disney was in fact practicing a remarkable bit of restraint when it came to financially mining their properties. Imagine: Jasmine, Belle, Mulan, Cinderella, Aurora, Pocahontas, Snow White, Ariel, Tiana, Rapunzel all in one spectacular adventure to do some kind of derring-do and/or saving the proverbial day. Of course since most of their arch villains are suffering from a slight case of death, the already-established antagonists would be pretty limited (although Jafar and Dr. Facilier would be the easiest to resurrect since they both perished via magic). But putting aside the whole 'art' argument, can you imagine how such a film wouldn't gross hundreds of millions of dollars in theaters? Can you imagine how many untold millions of DVDs or Blu-Rays such a thing would sell? Say what you will about the alleged greed of the Walt Disney studios, but it says something that they haven't leaped at such a seemingly obvious opportunity to rake in untold amounts of money.




As is the case with unexpected 'obituaries', you find yourself writing or saying things that you wish you had said when the person in question was still around to hear it or read it. I wish I had written this in November 2010. Tony Scott's film legacy is two-fold. For the first fifteen years of his career, Tony Scott was among those most responsible for the modern-day macho blockbuster. His second film, Top Gun, basically paved the way for the modern big-budget big-scale action picture that happened to be set on planet Earth. I'm no fan of the film, but it was, along with Rambo: First Blood Part II, easily the biggest-scale action picture of its day that didn't involve Star Wars, Indiana Jones, or James Bond. It turned Tom Cruise into an icon and was almost as much of a cinematic game-changer as Star Wars or 
















In the face of two relatively non-mighty openers, The Dark Knight Rises (

