Zero Dark Thirty
2012150 minutes
rated R
by Scott Mendelson
Kathryn Bigelow's Zero Dark Thirty (trailer) is a refreshing 'just the facts' procedural drama that maintains an almost allergic aversion to melodrama. The film is ice-cold throughout, maintaining an even-keeled approach to the decade-long manhunt for Osama Bin Laden, pausing only occasionally to acknowledge the aftermath of violence. At a glance, the film is basically the Jessica Chastain show, as she quickly becomes the center of the film and dominates the proceedings even when the focus shifts in the final thirty minutes. Hers is a dynamite movie star performance, one that is not only Oscar-worthy but will likely win her the statute in a few months time. The film surrounding her is an intense and often fascinating 'inside' look at both the 'dark side' and the mundane side of the would-be War on Terror. It's a nasty bit of business, and its matter-of-fact presentation of unsavory details could be read as an implicit endorsement, just as its climactic brutality denies you the catharsis you might be expecting. It merely exists to tell its story, not tell you how to feel about it.







As I wrote yesterday, this weekend was a perfect example of the issue with reporting cumulative box office as if it means anything. Yes it was the biggest Thanksgiving weekend on record ($295 million total over the five days), but such a thing tends to happen when you have three strong holdovers and three relatively strong new releases in one frame. As always, it's the movies. More importantly, total weekend box office success is only important if your film is among the ones doing well. 


It's probably my favorite movie-going moment of 2012. There is a scene towards the end of the final Twilight Saga picture (vague spoilers...) where two sets of enemies meet on a snow covered hill, both prepared to do battle if necessary. At one point, one of those on the side of the Cullens charges towards the head of the evil Volturi clan (Michael Sheen) as the fiendish leader stands his ground. Without going into spoiler details, the two foes meet and briefly skirmish in mid-air, before both sides crash to the ground. One of them stands tall and smirks as we realize that (highlight to reveal)
As I mentioned in my last Skyfall essay, one of the reasons my wife and I ended up seeing Skyfall the other night (her first viewing, my second) was to try out a new Cinépolis theater that just opened relatively near us. The gimmick behind this somewhat new chain is simple: It's a movie theater with extra-large reclining leather chairs and a full-service dining menu and a wait staff that tends to your needs during the picture. It's been in its current 'VIP' form in Mexico since 1999 and has quickly made its debut in California over the last year or so. It's not the first of its kind to open as Gold Class Cinemas has been operating in Pasadena since December 2009. I was actually planning on making a trip down there back when it opened but life got in the way (my daughter had the 'stay home from school sniffles' pretty much the entire holiday break period). After David Poland panned the place I lost enthusiasm for trying it. Three years later, with a new chain and a location almost right next door, I finally got a crack at what amounts to 'dinner with a movie'. The verdict? Well, it's a gorgeous theater and the chairs as comfortable as all heck. I wish the screen was a little bigger, but the projection and sound were flawless and once again I was reminded of how blindly beautiful The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey looks while trying to gin up interest in actually seeing it. And the food is actually pretty good, although a bit overpriced even by movie theater standards. But the experience feels less like actually seeing a film in a theater and more like the very best possible variation of watching a film at home.
The Twilight Saga ended as it began, kicking James Bond's ass to the curb with a massive opening weekend. The fifth and final Twilight film debuted with $141 million over
Spoiler Warning is in place, but my non-spoiler review is
The bad thing about the incredibly consistency of The Twilight Saga is how little there is to add when the box office numbers come rolling in. This fifth and final installment racked up another $30.4 million in midnight and Thursday 10pm showings. Now on one hand, it's right in line with the $30.25 million that Breaking Dawn part I earned at midnight and the $30.1 million that Eclipse snagged 2.5 years ago at midnight. It's also a token uptick from the $26 million that New Moon earned at 12:01am this weekend back in 2009. On the other hand, one has to wonder what effect the 10pm showings had on the figures. It would seem that they had little effect, as there weren't too many people such as myself who are too old to do midnight showings but can handle a 10pm screening. Anyway, what this means is that we may not be seeing much of a 'series finale' uptick as might have been expected. Point being, we're looking at a debut between $138 million and $166 million, depending on if it was as frontloaded as Breaking Dawn part I (likely - 21% of the weekend gross at midnight) vs. New Moon (unlikely, - 18% of the weekend gross at midnight - save for potential repeat viewing over the weekend by uber hardcore fans). Of course, presuming there is no finale bump and the film is even more frontloaded, then we're looking at 23% of the gross already accounted for with around $132 million for the weekend. If it ends up as frontloaded as Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part II (25% of its weekend at midnight), then Twilight 5 ends the weekend with $121 million. No matter where it lands in this spectrum, The Twilight Saga goes out with its financial head held high.



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Oddly enough, despite the four years of hype and anticipation, plus the IMAX sneak-peak and respective price bump, Skyfall earned just a bit more than Quantum of Solace on its first Friday. With $33 million in the bag (including its $2.2 million Thursday IMAX sneak day), it's just above the $27 million debut for Quantum of Solace. Adjusted for inflation and the IMAX price bump, it barely sold more tickets. On the plus side, this new entry is likely to have much better word of mouth and thus insure a larger multiplier both for the weekend and for the long-game. I don't have much time so I'm going to make this quick. The weekend multiplier comparisons are the last six 007 films, basically everything since 1995 when Pierce Brosnan kicked the films into the blockbuster age with GoldenEye back in 1995. GoldenEye debuted with $26 million off a $8 million* opening day (3.25x) while Tomorrow Never Dies earned $8 million* on its first day heading towards a $25 million debut (3.125x). The World Is Not Enough earned $12 million towards a $35 million opening (2.9x) while Die Another Day opened with $16 million towards a $47 million opening weekend (2.9x). Casino Royale opened with $14 million and closed Sunday with $40 million (2.85x) while Quantum of Solace debuted with $27 million and closed the weekend with $67 million ($74 million adjusted for inflation and a 2.4x weekend multiplier). Thus assuming the mostly disliked Quantum of Solace was a fluke (it dropped a bit on Saturday) but acknowledging a more front-loaded marketplace, we're looking at something between 2.6x and 2.9x for the weekend. Thus Skyfall could open with between $86 million and $95 million for the weekend. Obviously we'll know for sure tomorrow...




Skyfall

The holiday season started off with a bang this weekend, with three major openers, all of which over-performed or opened within reasonable expectations. If Wreck It Ralph's (
Call it reason 3,214 why movies aren't dead. As you all know, the Nickelodeon comedy Fun Size debuted in theaters last weekend with nary a peep. With just $4 million to its name by Sunday night, it was the 64th-lowest opening weekend for a wide release in history. Why does any of this matter? Well, precisely because it doesn't matter. The film starred Victoria Justice, Jane Levy, and Chelsea Handler and was sold as "The Hangover for kids". It was also yet another example of a female-centric comedy. It bombed. But you know what didn't happen? You didn't hear hand-wringing about how a female-centric comedy tanked at the box office. You didn't see speculative essays about what the film's failure meant for the future of female-driven comedy in mainstream cinema. Heck, I did not see one single article discussing even the fact that the film was in fact a female-centric comedy. I've always said progress comes when you don't have to talk about it. Well Fun Size bombed last weekend and nobody really cared. I'd argue that is progress.