Sunday, March 1, 2009

Joan Rivers - when Jokers attack?

For reasons related to love and marriage, I found myself watching Celebrity Apprentice last night (funny, how I never make her watch Batman: The Brave and the Bold or Wolverine and the X-Men). Point being, it finally occurred to me that Joan Rivers, who has allegedly spent $150,000 in facial surgery over the years, now resembles nothing less than a botched victim of The Joker.

If she had been gassed or poisoned with 'Joker venom' (or Smylax, if you're talking about the Tim Burton film), but survived... she'd be alive but still stuck with that rigor mortis grin. In order for her to be able to move her mouth and function, she'd have to have radically reconstructive surgery, and she'd end up looking like... well... like Joan Rivers.

"That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure." Point being, Joan had best be careful. Bad enough that she looks like an unfortunate victim of Mr. J... one more surgery and she may end up looking like a botched victim of Harvey Dent.

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