I have remarked several times that I was genuinely surprised that Universal opted not to go 3D for Battleship, since the film appeared to be (and arguably was) among the more soulless and corporate-minded would-be blockbusters in recent memory. At a cost of at least $210 million (and as much as $250 million), the film now appears to be an instant domestic flop after opening with $25 million. That puts the film on path to a $70 million domestic total, which will be added to the film's $215 million foreign total since the film debuted overseas on April 11th (Universal should have opened the film domestically that week too, but that's another story). Let's presume that it makes $70 million domestic and crawls to $255 million foreign giving the film a $325 million worldwide total. Let's presume that the film was converted to 3D for theatrical release. Just for domestic grosses, that would add at least 15% to the film's opening weekend (presuming a low-estimate of 40% 3D tickets sold over opening weekend at about 33% more money per ticket). Now $29 million wouldn't have made the film look like a smash, but add that over the course of its theatrical lifetime and a $70 million domestic gross becomes $80 million and an additional 15% worldwide turns the $325 million gross into $375 million. So for an estimated extra $15 million (and that's presuming that 3D conversions don't add less to the budget if they are planned from the get-go), Universal would have seen at least an extra $50 million in box office. And that's discounting the possibility that I've grossly underestimated the box office bump that 3D adds to overseas grosses, which I'd argue I have. Paramount cites foreign markets as the reason for the conversion, and I don't think they'd be spending $15-20 million on a 3D conversion for an extra $50 million in global grosses.
Last summer Thor grossed $181 million while X-Men: First Class grossed $146 million at the domestic box office. Thor was in 3D while X-Men: First Class went out as 2D-only. Had the latter been in 3D, using the above calculations (plus discounting that Thor actually sold 60% of its tickets via 3D over its opening weekend and not 40%), their domestic grosses would have been nearly identical with the X-Men prequel/reboot grossing $168 million in America. And while The Avengers still would have broken the opening weekend record three weeks ago if the film went out as 2D-only, the 3D bump is the primary reason it not only broke the Fri-Sun record but soared over $200 million, which looks a lot sexier in news headlines than $175-180 million, which is the arguable weekend gross had the film went out without the post-conversion. Fox's Rise of the Planet of the Apes would have crossed $200 million in America and $500 million worldwide with a 3D theatrical distribution. Warner Bros' Green Lantern was still a costly flop in 3D, but the film would not have even crossed $100 million domestic and $200 million worldwide if it had forsaken the (admittedly terrific) 3D conversion. Assuming you can add 3D to your would-be blockbuster for less than 8% of your budget, then doing so when the likely result is at least 15% more in worldwide revenue is at this point a no-brainer. You're damn right that Fox probably insisted that Ridley Scott shoot Prometheus in 3D before green-lighting its production cost and/or given the okay for the eventual R-rating.
The March 29th release date is arguably about trying to put a pure summer movie in the 'Spring movie season' with hopes that a barren marketplace will yield Fast & Furious type results. The 3D conversion is a perceived necessary evil that Paramount arguably believes will result in a lot of heavy breathing and not iota of damage done to the film's box office. We may all whine about the delay and the 3D convert, but we will still be first in line to see G.I. Joe: Retaliation next March. The general moviegoers have consistently voted with their dollars, choosing 3D and its resultant ticket price-bump around 40-60% of the time even as studios get smarter about plentiful 2D options. That the film is being moved so far in advance means that Paramount doesn't want to do it fast and lazy. They surely remember that The Last Airbender took grief from the press over its rushed 3D conversion just as they surely noticed that the infamously terrible film only grossed $300 million worldwide due to the 3D ticket-bump. Truth be told, this is only an issue for film critics who often have to choose between seeing the movie early in 3D or waiting for opening day in 2D (only Warner Bros. goes out of their way to offer multi-format press screenings). General consumers will see G.I. Joe: Retaliation in whatever format they choose when the time comes. As far as artistic concerns, the 2D version will still exist and will still be available to see at a theater near you.
We may eventually learn that the 3D conversion was motivated by concerns over the film's quality, although nothing heard thus-far would indicate as much. I don't like the delay and I'm not thrilled that the film will know face additional critical scrutiny over a 3D conversion that its director likely never intended. It's ironic that G.I. Joe 2 is being retrofitted to appeal to non-US audiences, especially as Paramount tried to make the G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra a player in the red state/blue state culture wars three summers ago (if you recall, they basically hid the film from critics claiming it was a movie for 'regular folk' and not uppity film snobs). But from a purely commercial perspective, converting G.I. Joe: Retaliation to 3D makes complete business sense. For a token increase in budget Paramount is betting that a 3D G.I. Joe 2 will monumentally out-gross a 2D version in the foreign box office markets. And precedent is on their side, making it a no-brainer. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.
Scott Mendelson
