Well, the reviews for The Love Guru are rolling in... So far, it's a whopping 11% on Rotten Tomatoes. And the vitriol leveled in said reviews is astounding. Frankly, I haven't read this amount of anger and bitterness since... well, since The Cat In The Hat back in 2003. My favorite blurb from that stinker (and one of my favorite review blurbs ever):"They might as well have skipped the hassle of securing licensing rights and simply called this mess Mike Myers: Asshole in Fur." -- Gregory Weinkauf, Dallas Observer
There aren't any such gems yet, but it'll be worth checking out over the weekend (the blurbs, not the movie). My friend Randy Shaffer of DVDFuture attended a screening the other night in Ohio, and apparently the studio reps spent the running time sitting outside the theater and waiting for it to end. Anyway, he saw the movie, so I don't have to.
This could very well be the end of Mike Myers as a comic leading man. As I mentioned a few weeks ago, he has no goodwill or capital left in the live-action realm. He literally has not made a quality live-action comedy since the first (and still fantastic) Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery back in May of 1997.
Some will say that Myers is no longer hip or cool as the comedy realm has been taken over by Judd Apatow and Will Farrell and their respective troops, but that's just absurd. Myers would have been fine had he made actual funny product. Austin Powers 2 was lousy, Austin Powers 3 was terrible, and The Cat And The Hat was horrifying. And apparently, so too is The Love Guru. No, in this case, Myers has only himself to blame and it will be interesting to see what he does afterward. Here's hoping that this once truly imaginative funny-man will regain the hunger that once fueled him.Scott Mendelson
