Complete this classic film preview quarry:
You know the line:
“How do you solve a murder… when the only suspect is you?”
“How do you solve a murder… when the victim is you?”
“How do you solve a murder… when you haven’t got a clue?”
“How do you solve a murder… (fill in the rest).”
Try to be intentionally cheesy or try to be intentionally funny.
Be stupid, be clever, maybe combine two cliched trailer lines, just be original. I’ll start…
“How do you solve a murder… when your laxative has just stopped working?”
“How do you solve a murder… when you’re already asleep?”
Scott Mendelson
