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Sunday, May 30, 2010
Shrek Forever After wins Memorial Day box office derby, while Sex and the City 2 and Prince of Persia crash. Weekend box office review (05/31/10).

Saturday, May 29, 2010
Sex and the City 2 drops from Thursday opening day, while Prince of Persia plummits into a bed of spikes. Friday box office (05/28/10).

Friday, May 28, 2010
Equal rights means equal responsibility. Why Glee's 'breakthrough gay scene' succeeds as drama but fails as a teachable moment.

Sex and the City 2 pulls in $14.2 million on opening Thursday.

Thursday, May 27, 2010
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland crosses $1 billion worldwide.

Jonah Hex gets a second trailer.
Considering how long it took Warner Bros to put out an initial trailer, I'm a little shocked that we already have a second preview less than a month later. Still, they trailers are different enough to perhaps justify each other. The first trailer for the famously troubled production emphasized plot and the ensemble cast. This new trailer, which is forty-seconds shorter, has a lot less Megan Fox, almost no John Malkovich, and a whole lot of Josh Brolin. Point being, this one is about explaining who or what Jonah Hex actually is. Fair enough, but I still think the first trailer was a better marketing tool. In emphasizing action and random spectacle, the new trailer makes Jonah Hex look like a run-of-the-mill action picture. Yes, that probably sums it up the final film pretty well, but if you're going to get anyone outside of action nerds, comic geeks, and western-buffs to buy tickets, the film has to look like something better. The film opens on June 18th, and I don't expect to see many press screenings until two or three days prior to opening. As always, we'll see...
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Mendelson's Memos Flashback - As Sex and the City 2 opens, a look at female escapist fantasy and how it differs from male escapist fantasy.

The Bechdel Test - a test most films do not pass.
I've brought up 'the Bedchdel Rule' several times in the past, but this is an amusing look at just how many mainstream films fail what should be a pretty basic standard.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Monday, May 24, 2010
Post-Lost fun, all more fun than the Lost finale.

What they died for? Not much. How the Lost finale negates the series.

Sunday, May 23, 2010
Can Sex & the City 2 overcome the TV-sequels curse? Is it Star Trek: the Wrath of Khan or X-Files: I Want to Believe?

Shrek: The Final Chapter opens with $71 million, while MacGruber crawls to $4.1 million. Weekend box office review (05/23/10).

Saturday, May 22, 2010
Shrek 4, MacGruber crash and burn in Friday box office (05/21/10).

Thursday, May 20, 2010
Why do we care about, let alone hate, Megan Fox?

The Looney Tunes return!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010
So many ways to Shrek it. Comparing ticket prices for 2D, 3D, and IMAX 3D.
Let's say I want to go see Shrek: The Final Chapter over the opening weekend, perhaps with my two-year old daughter in tow. But, do I see it in 2D 35mm, 3D, or IMAX 3D? Barring whether or not Allison is able and willing to watch a movie while wearing 3D glasses, what's the best option for my movie-going dollar? Well, fortunately, most of the larger multiplexes seem to be offering the film on at least one 2D screen, for the economically inclined amongst us. Taking just my local Woodlands Hills AMC theater, let's compare the prices for the various Shrek Forever After options that will be available on Friday the 21st.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
NBC's The Cape = CBS's Now and Again?
Fair enough. The cheese is laid on pretty thick, and one wonders if NBC will actually spend the money to actually pay for big-budget super-heroics promised in later episodes. And the show seems to quickly settle into a Mantis pattern, with Summer Glau filling in for Roger Rees as the faithful sidekick sitting at a computer screen. But if Keith David sticks around longer than the pilot, I might casually check it out on that basis alone. I first started watching Chuck because I spotted Tony Todd in the commercials and hoped he would have a decent supporting part. Still, I wish the writing were sharper and the melodrama less mawkish. Besides, if the trailer above looks a little familiar, that's because you were among the few to remember the unfortunately short-lived classic, Now and Again.
Running only a single season on CBS in 1999/2000, this wonderfully-written adventure story was about... well... same thing really. Just trade David Lyons for Eric Close and swap out Keith David for a creepy/funny Dennis Haysbert (two years prior to 24). Alas, despite decent ratings for a Friday night at 9pm show, CBS pulled the plug after a single season. It was so unexpected that the would-be season finale ended on a major cliffhanger, one that has yet to be resolved ten years later (almost to the day... the finale aired May 5th, 2000). Tragic as it may be (it was a rare showcase for Heather Matarazzo), you can't really fault the thinking at CBS, since the show that replaced it next season was some fictionalized Forensic Files knock-off called CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. I wish I could tell you to buy the DVD set, or let you know when the show is currently airing in syndication. But there is no DVD set and the show ran only briefly on the Sci-Fi Channel several years ago. Oh well...
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Monday, May 17, 2010
DVD Review: Never Sleep Again- The Elm Street Legacy (2010)

2010
239 minutes
not rated
Available on DVD May 5th, 2010.
by Scott Mendelson
Nearly eight hours on two discs. With a four hour documentary on disc one, and three hours and forty minutes of supplemental features on disc two, this absolutely mammoth collection is an absolute treasure trove of goodies for anyone even remotely intrigued by the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. Yes, especially where the first film is concerned, there is plenty of crossover information from the content found on the recent Plantinum Line DVD/Blu Ray release of the original A Nightmare on Elm Street, as well as the Nightmare Series Encyclopedia supplemental disc released in late 1999 (the latter containing three-and-a half hours of documentary content). But the sheer number of participants (around ninety) that agreed to be interviewed for this epic documentary makes it a lovely gift for the fans still nursing wounds from the misguided remake. Aside from a few obvious absences (Johnny Depp, Craig Wasson, Laurence Fishburne, Patricia Arquette, etc.), every plausible person of note from the eight A Nightmare On Elm Street pictures makes several appearances at the appropriate intervals. All of the usual cliches are discussed (New Line's troubled start and tragic finale, the gay subtext in Freddy's Revenge, Craven's initial inspiration for Freddy Krueger, the descent into camp with the later sequels), but there are plenty of new tidbits and revelations that will likely surprise even the most die-hard Freddy fan.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Don't F&^&% with the Fanning. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse tickets on sale now.
Neat clip, with a mood and scope completely new to this series, as well as a return to the genuine humor of the first picture. I'm pretty sure that the climactic punishment is completely due to the stunningly bad acting exhibited by the chatter-mouthed vampire on the left, but that just makes it that much more entertaining. This is just the kind of thing that needs to be teased to get the non-fans on board for this more action-heavy installment. Oh, and tickets are already on sale, nearly seven weeks prior to go-time. Even The Dark Knight waited until three weeks out, with the IMAX tickets going on sale about a month early. So check any online ticket broker (Fandango, Movewatcher, etc) and have at it.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Iron Man 2 retains top spot. Robin Hood, Letters to Juliet open to expectations. Weekend box office review (05/16/10).

Friday, May 14, 2010
NBC cancels Law & Order just shy of record-breaking 21st season.

Thursday, May 13, 2010
The fate of Law & Order is still up in the air.

Scott Mendelson
Lost finale as a sitcom, plus quick thoughts on "Across the Sea".
This is slightly amusing, and arguably more entertaining than Tuesday night's episode. The kicker is the very end, which basically plays off an idea that I've had for years regarding potential Lost spin-offs (it would be the best sitcom ever). Speaking of the most recent episode ("Across the Sea"), I have no problem with various elements of the mythology being left unexplained. I've always watched the show for the character interaction, not the clues and mysteries and what-have you. But if you're going to devote one of your very last episodes to full-on back-story, it helps if you actually explain how your science fiction works rather than have characters make cryptic pronouncements of things we already knew or presumed that are supposed to serve as 'answers'. For example, if the writers want to explain why the Man in Black can never leave the island, having Allison Janney simply intone that 'you can't leave the island' doesn't count as an explanation. Tuesday's dreadfully boring outing was the equivalent of watching three characters defining various words but using the given word in the definition each time. And let's not get started on the climax, which had to be the lamest super villain origin ever ('tossed into a magical glowing river of piss, only to have his soul sucked out and turn into smoke'). On a lighter note, god help any poor soul in the future who stumbles upon "Across the Sea" while randomly channel surfing to the SyFy Channel or what have you to catch a random episode of that "Lost" show that his parents used to blab about.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Losing for winning: Famous box office 'flops' that were actually financial hits.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010
J.J. Abrams's Super 8 gets a teaser.
There are two bad things about attending press screenings. First of all, they are often held on weeknights in the heart of downtown Hollywood or Beverly Hills. Trekking from Woodland Hills to the theater in question is often more trouble than it's worth, especially if it's just a few days before opening day, unless it's something I desperately want to see (hence, I've decided to pass on tonight's Robin Hood screening). The second disadvantage is that I don't get to see whatever brand-new trailers the studio intends to attach to said theatrical print. In this case, we've finally got an official version of Super 8, the top-secret J.J. Abrams project that recently stole the summer 2011 release slot from Mission: Impossible IV. No offense to Drew McWeeny of HitFlix, but it's a shame that the cat was let out of the bag just a few days prior to the opening of Iron Man 2. I still remember the genuine shock of seeing the first teaser to Cloverfield before Transformers, wrongly assuming right up to the Statue of Liberty shot that it was some whacked-out teaser to the Star Trek reboot (there were rumors that said teaser would be attached to Transformers prints). Anyway, Super 8 has been described as some kind of homage to the early films of Steven Spielberg, and this teaser certainly seems to fit. Now the film hasn't even been cast yet. so this footage may not even make it into the final movie. Still, purely by virtue of not being a sequel, remake, or genre adaptation, J.J. Abrams has turned Super 8 into one of the more anticipated films of 2011. As always, we'll see...
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Blu Ray review: Edge of Darkness (2010)

2010
118 minutes
rated R
Available on DVD, Blu Ray, OnDemand, and iTunes download
The original theatrical review can be found here.
The Blu Ray looks and sounds pretty terrific. Obviously this is not a reference-quality transfer, but the 2.40:1 picture is an accurate representation of how the film looked in theaters. The colors are bright and accurate, with proper black levels and clear distinctions between light images and dark ones. For better or worse, the razor-sharp picture shows every bit of Mel Gibson's age (he turned 54 about three weeks before this film opened in theaters). The English 5.1 DTS HD Master Audio mix sounds perfectly fine on my non-existent set-up. Sound effects and dialogue are evenly balanced and every line is perfectly audible. The extras are pretty sparse. The set comes with a second disc, which contains a standard-definition DVD copy of the film which also doubles as a digital copy for those so inclined. There are about five minutes worth of deleted scenes. Nothing terribly important, but it wouldn't have killed the pacing to toss them into the under-two hour-picture anyway. The only other feature is a series of 'Focus Points' featurettes (the return of Mel Gibson, the original miniseries, writing the new screenplay, etc). Available separately or as 'PLAY ALL', they run a combined length of about 30 minutes, comprising a relatively solid talking-heads documentary.
Good film, great transfer, all-too few extras. Unless you're a big fan of the film or anyone involved (Martin Campbell, Mel Gibson, etc), this is strictly a rental.
Scott Mendelson
Monday, May 10, 2010
As Betty White leads classic Saturday Night Live episode, the absence of female-driven funny is all the more apparent.
There has already been much talk about whether Betty White's kick-ass performance on an instant-classic edition of Saturday Night Live might boost opportunities for older women in the entertainment industry. But what crossed my mind as I watched the show last night is how absolutely invisible the current female cast is. Seeing past leading ladies such as Tina Fey, Molly Shannon, Rachel Dratch, and Maya Rudolph return and dominate the Mother's Day edition was just a cold reminder of how underutilized the current female cast really is. Sure Kristen Wiig still does her goofy characters and if anything she occasionally hogs the sketches she appears in (as did Will Ferrell back in the day). But the other three females currently on the show (Nasim Pedrad, Abby Elliott, and Jenny Slate) are generally relegated to appearing as window dressing, whether figuratively (appearing as the token female half of a couple in a male-dominated sketch), or literally (as glammed-up singers in the background of a Kenan Thompson game-show parody). Considering the events of last year, when Michaela Watkins was fired from the show for apparently being too gorgeous to be considered funny, while Casey Wilson was allegedly canned for apparently being too 'overweight' to be a female comedy performer, it's an ominous thing that the show currently seems to all-but hide its female talent. It would seem that the female-dominated mid-2000s, when Fey, Poehler, Rudolph, and Dratch were on equal playing field with the male cast members, was not a step in the right direction but a random fluke.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Inception gets a plot-centric trailer.
After a year of being shrouded in mystery, the storyline of Chris Nolan's Inception is blown open with this third trailer. The plot makes a fair amount of sense, and Nolan has promised that this won't be as objectively puzzling as Memento or The Prestige. I'm still concerned about the apparent absence of Tom Berenger, as I hope that Nolan didn't drop a massive spoiler just by casting him and keeping him in the shadows for much of the marketing campaign. Aside from the obviously dazzling imagery on display, the most striking aspect is the absolutely gorgeous musical score. Although the cut feels very much like a Hans Zimmer tune (he's the composer for the film), the music actually comes from Zack Hemsey and it's created especially for the film. Frankly, it's a dangerous thing when you have such powerful music in your marketing materials that does not appear in the film itself. Whether it's Where the Wild Things Are, Star Trek, or the trailer to the upcoming Legend of the Guardians (cut to the lovely "Kings and Queens" sung by 30 Seconds To Mars), you never want a situation where audiences associate the movie with music that will not actually appear in the film. Still, it's a small issue if Inception is anywhere near as good as we all want it to be.
Scott Mendelson
Robin Hood gets a last-minute, action-packed third trailer.
This last-minute trailer kinda feels a little desperate. With no hint of plot, the 78-second trailer sells pure action and sells the idea that the film is wall-to-wall battle scenes and/or violence. Ironically, as the film makes no mention of the villainy at play, Robin Hood comes off as a murderous bandit who runs mad through England hacking and shooting arrows at any unlucky soldier or bystander in his way. In other words, this looks like the trailer for the original idea for this project (first called Nottingham), which was the Robin Hood legend told from the point of view of the sympathetic Sheriff of Nottingham. Weird... Anyway, I have an invite for a screening of this one tomorrow night, so if I am able to attend, I'll let you know if it's as good as we hope, or at least better than we fear.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Iron Man 2 grosses $128 million in debut weekend to kick off summer 2010. Weekend box office review (05/09/10).

Official Paramount estimate for Iron Man 2: $133.6 million.
The box office column will be up later today, but Paramount was nice enough to send the official numbers. Iron Man 2 grossed $52.4 million on Friday and $46.5 million on Sunday. The current weekend estimate is $133.6 million for the Fri-Sun period. That gives the sequel a relatively reasonable 2.54x weekend multiplier. If it holds, it will be the fifth-largest opening weekend on record, behind Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest ($135m), Twilight Saga: New Moon ($142m), Spider-Man 3 ($151m), and The Dark Knight ($158m). Full analysis will be up later this evening, or this afternoon if my daughter actually takes a nap.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Friday box office - Paramount and Marvel weep as Iron Man 2 grosses 'just' $52.4 million for pathetic, shameful, non-record opening Friday.

Scott Mendelson
Friday, May 7, 2010
Iron Man 2 grosses $7.5 million in midnight screenings.

Scott Mendelson
As Iron Man 2 takes its shot at the record books...

One of the finest pieces of television aired all year...
As two of television's finest thrillers prepare to depart in the coming weeks, let us take a moment to welcome two astonishingly witty comedies that are every bit as exciting as Lost and 24 at their respective peaks. Community doesn't have the overt warmth and slamming door farce of Modern Family, but it has a genuinely post-modern wit, constantly commenting on its own conventions while simultaneously rising above them. Both shows, like the legendary Scrubs (which, ahem, ended last season), are willing to forsake laughs for the sake of drama and character development just the same. Last night was not one of those times, as this absurdly pinpoint action-film parody represents the students of Greendale at their very best. NBC was smart enough to immediately post the whole episode online immediately. If you haven't checked out this wonderfully funny new show, you're missing out on a genuine new classic.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Credit where credit is due: Glenn Beck defends constitutional due process.
As the saying goes, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Like a lot of the right-wing media personalities (Mike Savage, Lars Larson, etc), Glenn Beck can be perfectly lucid and reasonable-sounding even when I don't agree with a darn thing he's saying. It's the occasional need to play to the audience with the raving-lunatic theatrics that kills their credibility (it annoys me when liberal firebrands like Randi Rhodes or Mike Malloy do the same thing to their detriment). In this case, he's simply and succinctly defending our constitutional rights to Miranda warnings. "We don't shred the constitution when it's popular." Glad to see one famous conservative leader willing to defend Faisal Shahzad's rights as American citizen (and thus, by proxy our civil liberties as Americans) in a time of fear and paranoia.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Machete gets another bootleg trailer...
Cute, but the original 'fake' trailer was actually far more entertaining. Sure the stunt casting is amusing, but it's a little painful watching various actors give intentionally bad performances and deliver intentionally horrible dialogue (they really should have switched out Robert De Niro for Chris Walken). The obvious good sport award goes to Steven Seagal, who probably should have been playing villains ten years ago. Oddly enough, the first couple shots of Lindsey Lohan had me excited, but only because I mistakenly thought that Julianne Moore was playing the gun-toting nun (I didn't realize it was Lohan until I saw the onscreen credit). The surprising topicality of the picture is interesting, but it may possibly rob the film of its trashy novelty. Point being, despite the attempts at grindhouse-type visuals, the movie looks too clean, too polished, and too much like what it is, big-name actors goofing off for their own amusement. Besides, the trailer omits my favorite bit of narration from the original trailer: "If you're gonna hire Machette to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!"
The original trailer:
Matthew Vaughn signs to direct X-Men: First Class. Opening June 3rd, 2011, the prequel joining already insanely crowded 2011 summer season.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Review: Iron Man 2 - The IMAX Experience (2010)

2010
125 minutes
Rated PG-13
by Scott Mendelson
Moderate Spoiler Warning...
I wasn't the world's biggest fan of the first Iron Man picture, but I admired its intentions. Warts and all, it was an attempt to set a comic book action film in the real world, with adult characters acting somewhat like grownups and engaging in behavior that had semi-plausible political and social consequences. Male escapist fantasy or not, the picture was anchored by a terrific performance by Robert Downey Jr. and seemed to have a genuine point of view regarding the military-industrial complex. Sure Tony Stark didn't change all that much by the end of the picture, and the third act basically tossed aside the ideas at play for a rock-em sock-em robots finale, but at least the first picture has made by grownups with adult sensibilities at its core. Alas, Iron Man 2 has abandoned all pretenses of social relevance, as it strips its characters and its world of all real-world renascence for the sake of crowd-pleasing gee-whiz adventure. It's not a boring film, and it certainly has moments of amusement and charm, but it's not a smart picture, and it seems aimed squarely at adolescents and their younger siblings.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Nightmare on Elm Street easily tops box office in 'the calm before the storm' weekend. Weekend box office review (05/02/10).

Sunday, May 2, 2010
Conan O'Brien does 60 Minutes...

Scott Mendelson
Saturday, May 1, 2010
To the surprise of absolutely no one who reads this site, Chris Nolan's Batman 3 claims July 20th, 2012 release date.

Sure enough, Warner announced yesterday that Chris Nolan's third Batman picture will be released on July 20th, 2012. Am I psychic? Nope, I just pay attention to the release date calendar. Continuing a trend that started almost by accident in 2007, Warner Bros. is continuing to put its big summer tent-pole on that mid-July weekend. It was a foregone conclusion that the third Batman movie would open on the same weekend as The Dark Knight, as well as the same weekend that has been pay-dirt for Warner over the last three years running. Until Warner runs out of mega-movies to open during the summer, count on Warner absolutely owning said weekend. A brief history of Warner's favorite weekend: