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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
So much for leading with your best foot forward. Summit releases inexplicably funny still grab for Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
Granted, Summit is not the first studio to release god-awful production stills from a major franchise (the first static shots of the first X-Men were fear-inducing), but this is still a pretty hilarious photo, especially for what is only the second major photo released from the third Twilight picture. For those who enjoy this sort of thing, feel free to add your own caption below. Enjoy.
Edward: "I must say, this is the most unusual cold body massage I have ever received." Riley: "Is that good or bad, sir?" Victoria: "Shh! Don't disturb the client. I'm working right now. His hair is so thick that I'm struggling to massage his scalp!" Edward: "You do realize that I can hear you, right?"
Edward: "I must say, this is the most unusual cold body massage I have ever received."
ReplyDeleteRiley: "Is that good or bad, sir?"
Victoria: "Shh! Don't disturb the client. I'm working right now. His hair is so thick that I'm struggling to massage his scalp!"
Edward: "You do realize that I can hear you, right?"
Victoria: "Lice! I think I see lice!"
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