Optimus Prime reads "Top Ten Things That Sound Cool When Spoken By A Giant Robot" on the Late Show with David Latterman.

This is funnier in concept than in execution, but I could listen to Peter Cullen reading the phone book. Still, it's easily wittier and more entertaining than the majority of the second Transformers film. Oh, said lambasted robot sequel still crossed $300 million yesterday, in just fourteen days (The Dark Knight did it in ten and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest did it in sixteen).

Scott Mendelson