It would be all too easy to detail the ways in which Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park was a game changer in the realm of summer blockbusters and major-studio releases in general. Its June 1993 release shattered a number of box office records and kicked off the glorious second act of Steven Spielberg's illustrious career. But the story is more complicated than that. Jurassic Park was a movie precisely of its time. In some ways it did lead the charge in terms of how films were made and released. In other ways, quite frankly, it was one of the last of its kind. Jurassic Park is perhaps a defining example of the perfect combination of newfangled and old-school blockbuster film-making. It represented both a preview of what was to come and the last gasp of traditional mainstream movie-making in one glorious concoction.
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Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
How much Star Wars is too much Star Wars?
Disney announced two days ago that their new plans, having previously purchased Lucasfilm for $4 billion, aren't just to make a new trilogy of Star Wars episodes, nor even to make a few spin-off films set in the same universe. No, they are planning to make one Star Wars movie every single year, with off-shoot films alternating with official new 'episodes'. How much Star Wars is too much Star Wars? The idea of a new trilogy of Star Wars films, set to debut ten years after the finale of the prequel trilogy, is perhaps also exciting, even as J.J. Abrams replacing George Lucas as the proverbial leader of this specific universe calls for cautious optimism (Is Star Wars without any real input from George Lucas really Star Wars? Discuss...). But how long will the casual fans remain excited about the prospect of new Star Wars films when they appear as frequently as Thanksgiving dinner for years and years on end?
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Real Tragedy vs. Reel Tragedy: A History of Films Released in the Shadow of Non-Fiction Horror
For much of the last six months, many hardcore Star Trek fans have been somewhat annoyed that the upcoming Star Trek Into Darkness has been marketed as a somewhat generic grim-n-gritty 'dark sequel' focused not on space exploration but on Kirk and his crew pursuing a seemingly unstoppable super villain (Benedict Cumberbatch). I've jokingly referred to the marketing as Skyfall Into The Dark Knight, but the irony is that Paramount may now be regretting their 'sell this to generic action fans' approach. If, and this is a big "if", the perpetrator behind Monday's Boston Marathon attack turns out to be a domestic terrorist with a grudge against allegedly tyrannical government forces, how will Paramount handle their prime summer tent pole, which has been centered around a domestic terrorist with an apparent grudge against Starfleet blowing up populated areas? This is sadly not the first time we've had this kind of discussion. But it's worth noting that it's having to happen with increasing frequency.
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Why Guillermo del Toro's 'Pacific Rim' Will Be a Bigger Hit if Summer 2013 is an Artistic Failure...
As I mentioned last week, the success of Guillermo del Toro's large-scale monsters vs. robots action tale Pacific Rim is at least partially predicated on how well-received the previous two months of summer films happen to be. This summer will mark the ten year anniversary of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. As most of you know, the Disney pirate adventure was a surprise of sorts, both in terms of its unexpected quality and its huge financial success. The film was a proverbial dark horse of summer 2003, a film based on pirates (box office poison!) starring Johnny Depp (usually box office poison way back when) and based on a theme park ride. On paper, the $130 million film was seemingly a recipe for disaster. But two things happened that summer. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl was very good and a large portion of the May/June summer releases were not. As such, by early July, summer movie audiences were primed for a would-be tent-pole that actually delivered the goods. Gore Verbinski's pirate adventure was the one we were waiting for, and audiences responded accordingly with a $73 million five-day opening and a $303 million final domestic total.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Review: Tom Cruise's 'Oblivion' (2013) Presents a Beautiful Vision of the End of the World
I could easily spoil the vast majority of Oblivion merely by listing the various science fiction films from which it cribs. From visual cues to plot beats and character arcs, it feels like a mash-up of the various high-profile science fiction thrillers from the last few decades. But almost despite itself, the film works anyway as its own beast. Yes the characters are thin and the screenplay doesn't have too much going on underneath the hood, but the film is an absolute visual delight. Universal originally planned to release this film in America last Friday for an exclusive IMAX-only week-long engagement and it's easy to see why. The film features absolutely fantastic special effects, yet offers the pleasure of being able to believe your eyes more often than not. Director Joseph Kosinski's Oblivion may be a triumph of style over substance, but the picture *is* a triumph of style, with strong acting that helps overcome the lack of substance. Sometimes visual imagination coupled with strong acting is enough. The end of the world never looked so beautiful.
Monday, April 15, 2013
Why it may be a good thing if no films pass $1 billion in 2013...
Just a few years ago, had I written a piece entitled "There are no films guaranteed to gross $1 billion this year", you likely would have laughed and said "Of course not!". As recently as 2010, the idea that any movie could or would gross $1 billion in worldwide ticket sales was somewhat of a pipe dream. From 1997 to 2006, there were just two films to reach that milestone, they being Titanic (the biggest movie of all-time with a seemingly insurmountable $1.8 billion) and The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, the Oscar-winning chapter to what can be argued is the finest screen trilogy of our time (that's a debate for another day). In 2006, we saw the powerhouse success of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest which parlayed the unexpected popularity of the first film into an even larger haul for its sequel, breaking the domestic opening weekend record at the time ($135 million) and earning a massive $423 million in America and $642 million overseas. In 2008, The Dark Knight pulled another "massively popular sequel to unexpectedly well-liked original" trick to the tune of $533 million in America (good for the second biggest grosser of all time in America, if only for a year) and just over $1 billion worldwide despite not playing in China due to that pesky "Chinese gangster hides Gotham mob money" subplot. 2009 saw James Cameron do that trick that James Cameron does yet again, with Avatar earning $1 billion worldwide in about seventeen days and going on to earn an eye-popping $2.7 billion.
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Weekend Box Office: '42' Sets Record, 'Scary Movie 5' Bombs, 'Oblivion' Launches Overseas
Here's an odd statistic: Despite baseball being theoretically America's national past time and being the subject of any number of feature films over the decades, not a single baseball-themed film has ever opened at over $20 million. Not until today that is, when the Jackie Robinson biopic 42 (review HERE) opened with a surprisingly robust $27.3 million. Not only is that the biggest baseball opening weekend on record, it's the biggest baseball-themed opening weekend even when adjusted for inflation (in 2013 dollars, A League of Their Own has a debut of $26.6 million). This is good news for the somewhat beleaguered Warner Bros, which has seen the disappointing returns for Bullet to the Head, Beautiful Creatures, and The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (all well under $25 million in domestic totals). The film scored a rock-solid 3.0x weekend multiplier and a somewhat rare A+ score from the audience polling service CinemaScore. The film played 52% male and 83% 25-and-older. So yeah, the $38 million production is likely going to have long legs at least for the month of April with a trip over the $100 million mark a genuine possibility.
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Why Guillermo del Toro's 'Pacific Rim' Will Be a Bigger Hit if Summer 2013 is an Artistic Failure
As I mentioned last week, the success of Guillermo del Toro's large-scale monsters vs. robots action tale Pacific Rim is at least partially predicated on how well-received the previous two months of summer films happen to be. This summer will mark the ten year anniversary of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. As most of you know, the Disney pirate adventure was a surprise of sorts, both in terms of its unexpected quality and its huge financial success. The film was a proverbial dark horse of summer 2003, a film based on pirates (box office poison!) starring Johnny Depp (usually box office poison way back when) and based on a theme park ride. On paper, the $130 million film was seemingly a recipe for disaster. But two things happened that summer. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl was very good and a large portion of the May/June summer releases were not. As such, by early July, summer movie audiences were primed for a would-be tent-pole that actually delivered the goods. Gore Verbinski's pirate adventure was the one we were waiting for, and audiences responded accordingly with a $73 million five-day opening and a $303 million final domestic total.
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Review: 42 (2013)
Writer/director Brian Helgeland's 42 is an openly earnest and sentimental bit of old-school hokum. It is the kind of studio programmer biopic that was once a standard issue release, and it is absolutely successful in its respective goals. It doesn't aim to be an all-encompassing epic of race relations in the 1940's, nor does it even strive to use the Jackie Robinson story as a grand statement on the eventual Civil Rights movement to come, even as its characters are all-too-aware of the color barrier being broken. It masks a certain subtly and nuance beyond sweeping music and sometimes obvious monologues. Released in April instead of October or November, it is surely not intended to win Oscars but merely to tell an educational story to a generation for whom its significance may have lessened over the years.
Can Fox And Dreamworks Combined Challenge Disney's Animation Empire?
During the summer of 2013, there will be six animated (or live-action/animated hybrid) entries. At a glance, it would seem like healthy competition as each of the major current players are offering an official entry into the summer box office sweepstakes. You've got 20th Century Fox taking a shot at proving they can do more than Ice Age sequels, delivering the somewhat on-the-nose-titled Epic over Memorial Day weekend. Pixar unleashes their official summer entry, the Monsters Inc. prequel Monsters University on June 21st. Universal delivers its trump card with Despicable Me 2 over July 4th weekend while Dreamworks releases its snail-racing comedy Turbo on July 17th, a frankly unusual release date for them, but no matter. Sony delivers The Smurfs 2 on July 31st while Disney offers up the previously straight-to-DVD entry Planes on August 9th.
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Paramount And MGM Did Everything Right With 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' (Except Make A Good Movie).
It's no secret that I didn't much care of G.I. Joe: Retaliation when I saw it at the All-Media screening just under two weeks ago. Heck, I'm one of maybe ten critics on the planet who actually preferred Stephen Summers's first (and I'd argue, underrated) G.I. Joe picture from summer 2009. But despite my personal preferences, the film is a solid hit worldwide, ushering in an almost immediate green-light for G.I. Joe 3. Paramount did a few very smart things during the production of this Jon Chu-helmed sequel. In fact, other than the fact that it's not a very good movie (arguably the hardest variable to plan on, natch), Paramount Pictures and MGM's handling of G.I. Joe: Retaliation may be a primer on how to successfully launch a tentpole film in today's marketplace. First of all, that much-debated nine-month delay from June 2012 to March 2013 turned out to be the right call. Aside from the obvious 10-20% bump in ticket prices per 3D-ticket sold, overseas audiences went for the 3D, and the delay in order to convert the film to 3D is partially responsible for its strong $232 million-and-counting worldwide total, or already within reach of the $300 million that Rise of Cobra earned altogether.
Monday, April 8, 2013
Scott Mendelson goes to Forbes! A word about the future...
I was going to write this on Thursday, but then Roger Ebert died and I just didn't have it in me. So I apologize to those who follow this blog but not my social media outlets and have no idea where I've been since Thursday. Long-story short, I have been hired to write about box office and marketing for Forbes. It's not a king's ransom, but it's a token amount of extra money to do what I've been doing purely for fun for five years going. The "bad" news is two-fold. First of all, the pieces that go on Forbes are exclusive to Forbes for five days, so if you're wondering where my weekend box office column is, it's right here. Now certain pieces, like the first two I wrote for the site, aren't quite as time-sensitive and thus can be republished here in a week's time. For those who don't want to go to Forbes to read my work (although I wish you would, since I get extra commission based on traffic), I will do my best to republish the work here in good time. The other "bad" news is that this means that I will be altering my focus just a bit.
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Roger Ebert has died. But cinema is more alive than ever...
Scott Mendelson: On seeing Jurassic Park 20 years ago...
I'll make this simple. My first theatrical viewing of Jurassic Park remains, without question, the best theatrical movie going experience of my life. It encapsulated pretty much everything good about the theatrical experience, including any number of elements that are perhaps non-replicable in today's film culture. The viewing was an unexpected advance-night screening, back before every movie opened on Thursday at 12:00 am, if not 10:00 pm or earlier. Jurassic Park had a whole slate of advance screenings on Thursday the 10th of June, starting at I believe 8:00 pm. I had presumed I would be seeing it sometime that weekend, but my mother informed me that my dad was coming home from a business trip and he was picking me up in time for a 10:00 pm screening. Obviously excited, I hurriedly rushed to finish the original Michael Crichton novel that I had been blazing through. We got to the theater early enough and the auditorium, as well as the auditoriums around us, were absolutely jammed packed. Everyone was excited to be there, but nobody really knew what they were in for.
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Guest Review: Evil Dead (2013) is a solid horror remake...
Evil Dead
2013
92 minutes
Rated R
Evil Dead is a
surprisingly faithful yet reimagined retread of the legendary Sam Raimi film
that pushes the limits of commercial theatrical wide release horror films. This is a horror film that isn't afraid or
ashamed to be one. With a intense,
blood-drenched finale that should leave a packed theater cheering, Evil Dead falls on the side of good
remakes.
The story of this iteration of Evil Dead surrounds a girl, Mia (Jane Levy), who is being taken out
to an old abandoned secluded cabin, once owned by her family, to hopefully
detox her current drug problem. Along
the way to assist, are 2 of her friends and her brother with his
girlfriend. Upon exploring a smell in
the basement, Eric (Lou Taylor Pucci) and David (Shiloh Fernandez) find a
ritualistic set of dead cats and the Book of the Dead. After reading some passages, wild things
begin to happen to Mia. Should her
friends believe the things she says or is it her trying to escape cold turkey
detox?
Brandon Peters ranks the Evil Dead films...
RANKING THE EVIL DEAD
Well, this is the shortest rankings I’ve done so far. If I did French
Connection or John Carter, there
could be shorter ones. I really love the
Evil Dead franchise. I think it’s a perfect trilogy as is right
now. All three films are great on their
own level. I’m not against additional
films in the series or the remake that’s being done. The remake has a heavy hand from Sam Raimi
AND Bruce Campbell, so I trust it. And
the fact that they both WANTED to do the remake is encouraging. My only worry is that it’s a good film, but
I’m hoping its not overhyped. There’s a
lot of crazy praise happening for it. I
feel I’m someone pretty well versed in horror/desensitized, so it takes a lot
to genuinely scare me. And you got to
make your over the top gore count for narrative and character to give it that
impact you want from me. I’m excited for
it though, I really am.
Now…lets RANK
Brandon Peters's Evil Dead franchise retrospective part V: Drag Me to Hell (2009)
Brandon Peters has returned! Leading up to the April 5th release date of the new Evil Dead remake, Mr. Peters will be doing his voodoo with the Evil Dead series. He continues with a bonus look at Drag Me To Hell. For those who want my original theatrical review, go HERE. Otherwise, without further ado...
Drag Me To Hell
2009
Director: Sam Raimi
Starring: Alison
Lohman, Justin Long, David Paymer, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao
Rated PG-13 (I watched the Unrated cut)
You tricked me, you
black-hearted who-o-o-o-o-ore! You b-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-itch!
~Goat
If you’re question why I covered this film in my EVIL DEAD retrospective series, then
you’ve never seen Drag Me To Hell. And if you haven’t seen Drag Me To Hell, stop reading, go out and Netflix or BUY it (it's
like $5 at Fry’s). You've been missing
out on one of the best horror films of the previous decade.
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
R.L. Shaffer: On seeing Jurassic Park 20 years ago...
Jurassic Park twenty summers ago, as we brace ourselves for the film's 3D IMAX rerelease this Friday. I'm sure every single one of my readers has such a memory so feel free to share them in the comments section below.
I was a mere 12 years old when I first visited Jurassic Park.
From the very first teaser (seen above) I was hooked. As a self-professed lover of dinosaurs (or dino-sars as Jeff Goldblum's Ian Malcolm pronounced it), it would be my duty to see any film about these mysterious creatures. I didn't know what I was going to get, either, but if director Steven Spielberg was going to take me there, I was more than willing to enjoy the ride.
Brandon Peters's Evil Dead franchise retrospective part IV: Army of Darkness (1992)
Brandon Peters has returned! Leading up to the April 5th release date of the new Evil Dead remake, Mr. Peters will be doing his voodoo with the Evil Dead series. He continues with a look at Army of Darkness. As only a casual Evil Dead fan, this was an extra-special treat as this isn't a film series that I've memorized by heart. This was as informative for me as I hope it will be for you. So without further ado...
Army of Darkness
1992
Director: Sam Raimi
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz, Ian Abercrombie,
Marcus Gilbert, Richard Grove…also Bridget Fonda and a line-less Linda, Night of
the Living Dead remake’s Patricia Tallman as a deadite and Wedding Singer’s
Angela Featherstone as an S-Mart girl
Rated R
Good. Bad. I’m the guy
with the gun.
~Ash
With the success of Darkman,
Sam Raimi was finally able to bring to life his vision of Ash fighting deadites
in medieval times. Originally titled The MediEvil Dead, the film was the
first in the series to be backed by a major studio. However, the film is still done on the
cheap. Bringing the comedic aspect of Evil Dead 2 to the forefront this time
around, Raimi unleashes an insanely fun, quotable film featuring an encore
performance by Bruce Campbell and a tribute to the comedy and adventures Sam
Raimi enjoyed growing up.
Press Release: Finding Dory swimming into theaters 11/25/15.
The conformist rebellion of Spring Breakers...
There is something oddly safe and reassuring about the alleged shocking content found in Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers. It is something so explicitly fashioned to be viewed as 'outrageous' yet its actual onscreen content would presumably only be shocking to those who are somewhat, pardon the simplification, sheltered or easily hot-n-bothered. It contains moments of overt sexuality and moments of stark violence, but nothing that wouldn't be out of place in a more conventional action picture. The fact that the very idea of former Disney starlets (and a current ABC Family Channel star) running around in bikinis and engaging in "Girls Gone Wild" type behavior is considered "controversial" or "outrageous" is perhaps a dangerous sign of our current puritanistic attitudes. The film, at least from a marketing standpoint, seems intentionally designed to give an outlet for "serious" critics and/or journalists to have their cake and eat it too.
Monday, April 1, 2013
Brandon Peters: On seeing Jurassic Park 20 years ago...
This is one of two of three essays regarding your first (and second and/or third) viewing of Jurassic Park twenty summers ago, as we brace ourselves for the film's 3D IMAX rerelease this Friday. I'm sure every single one of my readers has such a memory so feel free to share them in the comments section below.
Jurassic Park Memories
Brandon Peters
Yes, that photo supporting the article is ridiculous…but I just kinda “had to” use it. Hilariously, its one of those images that sticks in your head from the movie.
Jurassic Park was one of those films that comes along once every 8-10 years that just restores your faith and fulfill the magic of seeing a film in a theater to the highest level. There was an absolute joy and “level up-ing" of my love for cinema after viewing this movie. An event movie in the greatest sense. And man, was there a craze following it.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Weekend Box Office: GI Joe: Retaliation tops Easter weekend while The Host tanks.
It was a crowded Easter weekend at the box office, as three new releases and a couple strong holdovers did battle over the frame. Opening on Thursday to take advantage of Good Friday (IE - no school!).
G.I. Joe: Retaliation opened with a relatively solid $51.7 million over the four-day frame, for a $41.2 million Fri-Sun gross. Any way you slice it, this is a slightly lower figure than the $54 million Fri-Sun debut of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra back in August 2009. Yes that film opened in late summer but this film had 3D-enhanced ticket prices, so it's basically an even comparison. The sequel/reboot was scheduled to open in late June of last summer only to be pulled and rescheduled so that the film could be converted to 3D in order to theoretically boost foreign grosses. One can only wonder whether Paramount possibly cut off its nose to spite its face, sacrificing a prime summer slot when the buzz was hottest only to achieve an arguably lower debut than it might have achieved had it opened when intended. G.I. Joe: Retaliation probably won't cross $120 million in America, which in normal circumstances would be very bad. More likely, Paramount knowingly sacrificed domestic strength for international muscle, which is yet another sign of the times. The current worldwide total is estimated to be about $132 million, so it's nearly halfway to the first film's entire $300 million worldwide total. Assuming it has anything resembling legs, Paramount's risky bet may have paid off. The new film cost less ($130 million) and the first film ($175 million), so presuming the rescheduling didn't massively add to the marketing and distribution costs, equaling or surpassing the first film's total ($150 million domestic and $150 million international) still counts as a single if not a double depending on the overall result.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation opened with a relatively solid $51.7 million over the four-day frame, for a $41.2 million Fri-Sun gross. Any way you slice it, this is a slightly lower figure than the $54 million Fri-Sun debut of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra back in August 2009. Yes that film opened in late summer but this film had 3D-enhanced ticket prices, so it's basically an even comparison. The sequel/reboot was scheduled to open in late June of last summer only to be pulled and rescheduled so that the film could be converted to 3D in order to theoretically boost foreign grosses. One can only wonder whether Paramount possibly cut off its nose to spite its face, sacrificing a prime summer slot when the buzz was hottest only to achieve an arguably lower debut than it might have achieved had it opened when intended. G.I. Joe: Retaliation probably won't cross $120 million in America, which in normal circumstances would be very bad. More likely, Paramount knowingly sacrificed domestic strength for international muscle, which is yet another sign of the times. The current worldwide total is estimated to be about $132 million, so it's nearly halfway to the first film's entire $300 million worldwide total. Assuming it has anything resembling legs, Paramount's risky bet may have paid off. The new film cost less ($130 million) and the first film ($175 million), so presuming the rescheduling didn't massively add to the marketing and distribution costs, equaling or surpassing the first film's total ($150 million domestic and $150 million international) still counts as a single if not a double depending on the overall result.
Happy Easter from Mendelson's Memos (and a herd of killer rabbits heading this way)!
Yes, I'm Jewish and I married a Jew, but that hasn't stopped me from having to endure the various Christian holidays, specifically the commercialized portions. So off to Easter brunch I go this morning, which explains why my box office write-up is a slightly more succinct than usual (a good thing?). While I have a back-log of movies to catch up on at the moment (Room 237, The Man With the Iron Fists, etc.), I'm severely tempted to spent Easter night watching this absolutely classic for what seems to be the perfect occasion.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Friday, March 29, 2013
Brandon Peters's Evil Dead franchise retrospective part II: Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987)
Brandon Peters has returned! Leading up to the April 5th release date of the new Evil Dead remake, Mr. Peters will be doing his voodoo with the Evil Dead series. He continues with a look at Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn. As only a casual Evil Dead fan, this was an extra-special treat as this isn't a film series that I've memorized by heart. This was as informative for me as I hope it will be for you. So without further ado...
Evil Dead 2: Dead By
Dawn
1987
Director: Sam Raimi
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Kassie
Wesley, Ted Raimi
Rated R
We just cut up our
girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that
sound “fine”?
~Ash’s mirror image
The second installment of the Evil Dead trilogy is the bridge between the first film and Army of
Darkness in terms of tone. Whereas the
first film was a straight horror film, the 2nd adds a level of humor
while still able to maintain jumps, scares and intensity. This film is definitely one of the earlier
and most notable films in the splatstic sub-genre of horror. The film also
serves as pretty much a big budget remake of the first film.
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Movies I love more than anyone else: Meet the Robinsons.
This is the next entry of a reoccurring feature of sorts, spotlighting the movies that aren't just my favorites, but films that I probably hold in higher esteem than anyone else out there in the critical community. Next up is a film that celebrates its sixth-anniversary this Saturday. But I saw it six years ago today at a press screening. No, I'm not talking about Blades of Glory, but the inexplicably wonderful Meet the Robinsons. I walked into said press screening for this one knowing almost nothing about it, save for a few pieces of promotional art and something about musical 'wiseguy' frogs. I distinctly remember walking out of the press screening, my eyes more than a little watery, and immediately calling my wife to inform her that I had just wasted a Wednesday afternoon. I had just seen something truly special and she was going to have to accompany me for a repeat viewing as soon as possible.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Review: G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) fixes what wasn't broken and breaks it possibly beyond repair.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
2013
100 minutes
rated PG-13
2013
100 minutes
rated PG-13
by Scott Mendelson
It's no secret that I'm a fan of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (review). It's big, colorful, and filled with over-the-top action performed by larger-than-life heroes and villains. The first 90 minutes (I have issues with the finale) is basically, as I said back in 2009, what might happen if someone gave the 7-year old me to go play with my G.I. Joe action figures and gave me $175 million to spend on the resulting play-drama. But for whatever reason fan-boys and critics carped about the last picture, calling it too ridiculous and too silly for a, um, G.I. Joe movie. So now four years later, we have a somewhat stripped down and more 'realistic' sequel to Stephen Sommers's outlandish original. Jon Chu was under orders to make it cheaper and basically more 'grounded' than the last picture, and I suppose he has succeeded. G.I. Joe: Retaliation can best be described as G.I. Joe meets Act of Valor. I don't mean that as a compliment.
It's no secret that I'm a fan of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (review). It's big, colorful, and filled with over-the-top action performed by larger-than-life heroes and villains. The first 90 minutes (I have issues with the finale) is basically, as I said back in 2009, what might happen if someone gave the 7-year old me to go play with my G.I. Joe action figures and gave me $175 million to spend on the resulting play-drama. But for whatever reason fan-boys and critics carped about the last picture, calling it too ridiculous and too silly for a, um, G.I. Joe movie. So now four years later, we have a somewhat stripped down and more 'realistic' sequel to Stephen Sommers's outlandish original. Jon Chu was under orders to make it cheaper and basically more 'grounded' than the last picture, and I suppose he has succeeded. G.I. Joe: Retaliation can best be described as G.I. Joe meets Act of Valor. I don't mean that as a compliment.
The Wolverine gets two halfway decent trailers...
Scott Mendelson
Brandon Peters's Evil Dead franchise retrospective part II: The Evil Dead (1981)
Brandon Peters has returned! Leading up to the April 5th release date of the new Evil Dead remake, Mr. Peters will be doing his voodoo with the Evil Dead series. He continues with a look at The Evil Dead. As only a casual Evil Dead fan, this was an extra-special treat as this isn't a film series that I've memorized by heart. This was as informative for me as I hope it will be for you. So without further ado...
The Evil Dead
1981
Director: Sam Raimi
Assistant Editor: Joel Coen
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, Hal Delrich,
Betsy Baker, Sarah York
Rated R
Now the sun will be up
in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly.
Hmm... Well... not Shelly.
~Ash
Sam Raimi’s The Evil
Dead is one of the kings of cult classics and one of the best horror films
to grace the screen. A super low-budget
feature with the drive and ambition of one many times its budget, The Evil Dead holds its own and is able
to keep hold, not fall apart and stand the test of time. The film flies by with genuine scares, gore
effects and camera techniques truly feeling like a master learning his craft.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
White House Down gets a conspiratorial trailer...
Well, color me intrigued. Sony is making smart choices here, selling this second Die Hard In the White House movie not as a pulpy action flick but as a large-scale disaster movie. It puts the film squarely in the realm of director Roland Emmerich and successfully differentiates itself from Olympus Has Fallen. Also of note, other than the larger scale seemingly on display (this is the more expensive version, natch), is the opposing narratives. While Olympus Has Fallen concerned a certain xenophobic 'scary foreigners will try to destroy America!' plot line, White House Down seems to be going for the more conspiracy-minded 'we did this to ourselves by betraying our morals' or what-have-you. It also teases plot twists and surprises beyond the action template, making viewers wonder what terrible secrets will be revealed and who and what actually caused the onscreen carnage. So yeah, I think the world is big enough for two White House-under siege movies. White House Down opens June 28th, 2013. As always, we'll see...
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
On the "morality" of cinematic action-movie massacres...
Monday, March 25, 2013
The Wolverine gets two hilariously terrible posters...
Scott Mendelson
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Weekend Box Office (03/24/13) part II: Olympus Has Fallen rises while Admission fails and Spring Breakers amuses.
Weekend Box Office (03/24/13) part I: The Croods isn't Dreamworks' comeback because they weren't in free-fall.
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Warner Bros. already has the ingredients for Justice League, and the keys to making it unique and groundbreaking...
Friday, March 22, 2013
Brandon Peters's Evil Dead franchise retrospective part I: Within the Woods (1978)
Brandon Peters has returned! Leading up to the April 5th release date of the new Evil Dead remake, Mr. Peters will be doing his voodoo with the Evil Dead series. He begins not with a retrospective review of the first Evil Dead film, because that would be too easy. No, first he's giving us a look at Within the Woods, the 1978 short film that Sam Raimi made in order to get funding for The Evil Dead. As only a casual Evil Dead fan, I've frankly never heard of this one, so this was as informative for me as I hope it will be for you. So without further ado...
Within The Woods
1978
Director: Sam Raimi
Starring: Ellen Sandweiss, Bruce Campbell, Scott Spiegel
Not Rated
You're only cursed by the evil spirits if you violate the
graves of the dead. We're just gonna be eating hotdogs.
~Bruce
Sam Raimi's desired vision for The Evil Dead could not come to fruition unless he had more money
than he could come up with himself. So,
in 1978, he decided to make a short film, as sort of a trailer to hope to scare
up the money to make the full film (yes, that was a pun, sometimes I just can't
help it). Raimi's movie premiered in
front of a midnight screening of Rocky
Horror Picture Show to a good reception and he was able to acquire most of
the his desired budget to make The Evil
Dead.
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Review: Olympus Has Fallen (2013) is violent and stupid, a 'direct-to-VHS Die Hard rip-off' on steroids.
Olympus Has Fallen
2013
120 minutes
Rated R
by Scott Mendelson
If taken at face-value, Antoine Fuqua's Olympus Has Fallen is pretty much morally indefensible. Written by Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt, the film offers a level of jingoistic fear-mongering the likes of which are more commonly associated with a 1980s Chuck Norris vehicle and/or the likes of Cobra. It is astonishingly violent yet acts as if the safety of a single person is all that necessitates a happy ending. While the slightly similar 'president in peril' epic Air Force One at least implicitly asked what cost in lives should be spent to preserve the life on a man who happens to hold a certain elected office, Olympus Has Fallen has no such weighty ideas on its mind. It is not so much a Die Hard rip-off but a high-budget ($80 million) ode to the flurry of cheapie straight-to-VHS knock-offs that flourished in the late 1990s, complete with simplistic plotting and implausible levels of violence. It isn't terribly smart and it peaks in the first act, but damned if I didn't enjoy the picture nonetheless.
2013
120 minutes
Rated R
by Scott Mendelson
If taken at face-value, Antoine Fuqua's Olympus Has Fallen is pretty much morally indefensible. Written by Creighton Rothenberger and Katrin Benedikt, the film offers a level of jingoistic fear-mongering the likes of which are more commonly associated with a 1980s Chuck Norris vehicle and/or the likes of Cobra. It is astonishingly violent yet acts as if the safety of a single person is all that necessitates a happy ending. While the slightly similar 'president in peril' epic Air Force One at least implicitly asked what cost in lives should be spent to preserve the life on a man who happens to hold a certain elected office, Olympus Has Fallen has no such weighty ideas on its mind. It is not so much a Die Hard rip-off but a high-budget ($80 million) ode to the flurry of cheapie straight-to-VHS knock-offs that flourished in the late 1990s, complete with simplistic plotting and implausible levels of violence. It isn't terribly smart and it peaks in the first act, but damned if I didn't enjoy the picture nonetheless.
Disney unleashes the terrific opening credit sequence from Oz: The Great And Powerful. Watch it now (or whenever)!
The best thing I can say about the 3D work in Oz: The Great and Powerful is that I could tell, even in my 2D screening, that it probably looked spectacular in 3D. Anyway, Disney has released the terrific opening credit sequence for our viewing pleasure. Obviously it's spoiler-free. Yes, I'm basically killing time until I get the chance to finish my Olympus Has Fallen review, but so be it.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Star Trek Into Darkness gets another weirdly generic trailer.
Isn't Star Trek supposed to be about star trekking? Ya know, exploring strange new worlds, seeking new life and new civilizations, and possibly going where no man has gone before? This may look like a decent action thriller, but it also feels like a painfully generic adventure that happens to be painted in Star Trek paint. Benadict Cumberbatch shows up, Cumberbatch commits several acts of terrorism, Kirk goes after Cumberbatch. I sincerely hope there is more to the story than that and there may very well be. But what we've seen so far suggests the film boldly going where any number of sequels have gone before. And, if I may, why oh why couldn't Paramount wait until next weekend to debut this with G.I. Joe: Retaliation? Anyway, Star Trek Into Darkness opens May 15th in IMAX 3D and May 17th elsewhere domestically. As always, we'll see...
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Die Hard's oddest legacy: cheap action films...
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Iron Man 3 gets a photoshop poster spectacular!
I was holding off on posting those lovely character posters for Iron Man 3 because I wanted to put them all in one post, with the presumption that Rebecca Hall would get her own poster as well. Alas, Hall is a no-go both for her own poster as well as even getting billing on the main IMAX poster. That is a bit odd as her character in "Extremis" is basically a co-lead while Guy Pearce's scientist um... it's a small part in the original comic book arc. I'll let others discuss the usual gender boilerplate here (expanding the guy's role while seemingly minimizing the female character's role, keeping the women on the poster to no more than one, etc.), and merely point out that this is basically a giant mash-up of several prior character posters smushed into one image, which may remind fans of the Batman Forever poster campaign from 1995 (with the five character posters copied and pasted into the theatrical one-sheet). At least no one is unleashing exploding farts like the last time around... Anyway, since they are apparently done for now, I'm including the rest of the solid Iron Man 3 posters after the jump, including the general theatrical one-sheet. Iron Man 3 opens overseas on April 25th and April 26th but not until May 3rd in America. As always, we'll see.
Scott Mendelson
Scott Mendelson
Monday, March 18, 2013
Accidental ground-breaker: Batman & Robin (1997) catches the bad guy at the half-way point...
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Weekend Box Office: Oz tops twice, The Call tops Burt Wonderstone, and Spring Breakers explodes in limited release.
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Review: The Call (2013) is much better than you were expecting, at least for the first hour.
The Call
201395 minutes
Rated R
by Scott Mendelson
For the first hour or so of The Call, you'll think you're watching a new B-movie classic. The picture is staged as a typical 'special location' thriller. We get a solid prologue, a decent chunk of the movie set during the actual situation we paid to see, and then, as must always be a the case, a finale set away from the prime location. Speed had to eventually leave the bus, Shoot to Kill had to eventually get out of the mountains, and Red Eye couldn't just end on that plane. It's how a film like this handles the eventual disembarking that determines its overall success. Sadly, The Call blows the dismount by a considerable margin, trading plausible real-world tension for generic genre cliches. But up until that time, it is a superior thriller, and a successful return to the somewhat lost art of what Roger Ebert liked to call the bruised-forearm movie. For the first 2/3, The Call is a nearly perfect example of what it's trying to be.