"No Batman, daddy."

Allison grabbed and tried to read a trade paperback of Untold Legend of Batman. I politely explained that those stories had been retconned out of continuity 22 years ago. She was confused, so I started to explain the concept of multi-verses and what not. She cried and lost interest before I got to the various Crises or Zero Hour. No wonder no one reads DC Comics anymore.

Scott Mendelson