Complete this classic film preview quarry:
You know the line:
“How do you solve a murder… when the only suspect is you?”
“How do you solve a murder… when the victim is you?”
“How do you solve a murder… when you haven’t got a clue?”
“How do you solve a murder… (fill in the rest).”
Try to be intentionally cheesy or try to be intentionally funny.
Be stupid, be clever, maybe combine two cliched trailer lines, just be original. I’ll start…
“How do you solve a murder… when your laxative has just stopped working?”
“How do you solve a murder… when you’re already asleep?”
Scott Mendelson
"How do you solve a murder... when her parents are racist?"
ReplyDelete"How do you solve a murder... when your beliefs are all you have"
"How do you solve a murder... when an 800 mile asteroid is hurtling toward earth?"
"How do you solve a murder... when it means going home...again"
How do you solve a murder... when your best friend is Teri Hatcher?
ReplyDeleteHow do you solve a murder... if you've already had sex with Sharon Stone?
How do you solve a murder... when you're flunking math?